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Jun 19, 2022

Nothing Good Happens After Midnight

Nothing good happens after midnight “I have a bad feeling about this,” my nephew, Wade, said to me. Let me explain. I was an uncle four times before I was born. I guess I arrived a little late in my parents’ life. Growing up, my siblings’ kids would stay at…

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Apr 17, 2021

Secondhand Smoke

The whole idea behind smoked food is the smoke itself. No matter if you are using electric, gas, or charcoal you’ll need at the very least wood chips to create the smoke. You can buy these at any general store or online. I personally like truly authentic things in general…

Smoke

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Secondhand Smoke
Secondhand Smoke
Smoke

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Dec 13, 2020

“What if I told you that you are on the radio right now?” Johnny Thunder said enthusiastically.

“What if I told you that you are on the radio right now?” Johnny Thunder said enthusiastically. “I am?” I said confused. I have always been into music. First at an early age with Polka’s and Country music and then soon after Rock and Pop. The year was 1987 and…

Radio

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“What if I told you that you are on the radio right now?” Johnny Thunder said enthusiastically.
“What if I told you that you are on the radio right now?” Johnny Thunder said enthusiastically.
Radio

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Dec 7, 2020

You’ve been making taco meat wrong your entire life!

I imagine when making tacos that most of you take ground beef and fry it up in a pan, add water, and some sort of taco packet seasoning you purchased at the market. This is what we were taught from our parents and we have been doing the same ever…

Tacos

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You’ve been making taco meat wrong your entire life!
You’ve been making taco meat wrong your entire life!
Tacos

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Nov 22, 2020

Why everyone thinks I just love Fireball

At one of the first shows I played, my band all went up to the bar together to get a shot at our first break. I am not much of a drinker and wasn’t sure what to order. One of the guitar players ordered a “slippery nipple”. I was aware…

Drinking

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Why everyone thinks I just love Fireball
Why everyone thinks I just love Fireball
Drinking

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Nov 21, 2020

You’ve been making baked potatoes wrong your entire life

Let me guess, when you make baked potatoes you wash them and put them in the microwave for 10 or so minutes? Sorry to offend some of you, I’m sure some more experienced chefs will wash them and then bake in the oven for about an hour? Look, I didn’t…

Cooking

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You’ve been making baked potatoes wrong your whole life
You’ve been making baked potatoes wrong your whole life
Cooking

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Nov 19, 2020

Time keeps on slippin’, slippin’, slippin’ Into the future

“I’d Gladly Pay You Tuesday For A Hamburger Today” — Wimpy, from the cartoon Popeye I have wasted too much time in life trying to prove others wrong. A lot being high school teachers, but admittingly I was also trying to make my parents proud at the same time. Many…

Self Improvement

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Self Improvement

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