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Eddie Lance
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Nothing Good Happens After Midnight

Nothing good happens after midnight

Jun 19, 2022
Jun 19, 2022

Secondhand Smoke

The whole idea behind smoked food is the smoke itself. No matter if you are using electric, gas, or charcoal you’ll need at the very least…

Apr 17, 2021
Secondhand Smoke
Secondhand Smoke
Apr 17, 2021

“What if I told you that you are on the radio right now?” Johnny Thunder said enthusiastically.

“I am?” I said confused.

Dec 13, 2020
“What if I told you that you are on the radio right now?” Johnny Thunder said enthusiastically.
“What if I told you that you are on the radio right now?” Johnny Thunder said enthusiastically.
Dec 13, 2020

You’ve been making taco meat wrong your entire life!

I imagine when making tacos that most of you take ground beef and fry it up in a pan, add water, and some sort of taco packet seasoning…

Dec 7, 2020
You’ve been making taco meat wrong your entire life!
You’ve been making taco meat wrong your entire life!
Dec 7, 2020

Why everyone thinks I just love Fireball

At one of the first shows I played, my band all went up to the bar together to get a shot at our first break. I was/am not much of a…

Nov 22, 2020
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Why everyone thinks I just love Fireball
Why everyone thinks I just love Fireball
Nov 22, 2020
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You’ve been making baked potatoes wrong your whole life

Let me guess, when you make baked potatoes you wash them and put them in the microwave for 10 or so minutes?

Nov 21, 2020
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You’ve been making baked potatoes wrong your whole life
You’ve been making baked potatoes wrong your whole life
Nov 21, 2020
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Time keeps on slippin’, slippin’, slippin’ Into the future

“I’d Gladly Pay You Tuesday For A Hamburger Today” — Wimpy, from the cartoon Popeye

Nov 19, 2020
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Nov 19, 2020
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